Mascara Genetics

If you read my tweets today, you might have seen the one where I said I've been genetically predisposed to not function properly without mascara. I wholeheartedly believe that! If I haven't put mascara on, I haven't full woken up. If I'm wearing the dirtiest, grungiest, ugliest clothes you've ever seen, I'm most likely still wearing mascara. Obsession? Probably.

Know what else I'm obsessed with? My husband's photography.

Know why? 

Because when he's not around, this is as artsy as we get on Fashion Momma:

dress: WalMart

sandals: Target

belt: Target

Nanny rating: 7 out of 10

You can't beat the comfort of this dress and adding a belt makes it less of a muu muu. Breton stripes are a forever classic and a t-shirt dress is a perfect summer staple. I found the length to be a bit hindering when bending over to pick up toys or sitting on the floor to play with the kids. Sometimes it's tough to stay modest in dresses when your job is to move, but dresses also provide easy comfort and are breathable for the hottest months of the year.

I've never been so tired in.my.life.

And I miss you guys!

Everybody Everywear: Breton Stripes Day & Twitter Tuesday!

The awesome bloggers over at Everybody, Everywhere feature specific styles, and today, "everybody, everywhere" will be loading their Breton Stripes looks to the site!

 It's a gloomy, grey, rainy day in Eastern NC, so I dressed appropriately!

Or, I'm just mocking the rain. This is me, sticking my tongue out at the ugly weather. Mneh.

If you say, "Mneh," out loud, that's what it sounds like when I stick my tongue out and make a mocking sound. "Mneh. Mneh. Mneh."

striped dress: WalMart

grey hoodie: Old Navy

tights: Old Navy

boots: Payless

And last, but probably most importantly, today, I have been featured on Statements in Fashion Twitter Tuesday, by Collette Osuna! Please check out my interview! I'd love to hear what you have to say! And if you don't already follow Statements in Fashion, you're totally missing out!